Wegend of Zegend

Hiiiiiii welcome to the Infodump Zone. On this section of the site, you can find:

• Hyrule Warriors Transcripts: The story/dialogue of Hyrule Warriors seems to be rather poorly documented, so I'm aiming to provide some transcripts of story maps, as well as character-specific battle lines. I will not be transcribing the whole game because you could not pay me to play as Zant or Darunia for that long. Transcripts will be based on the Definitive Edition.
• Rambles: "Essays" on the LOZ series. "Essays" is in quotation marks because I really do not put the necessary amount of research or effort into these rambles for them to really be considered essays. I do try to fact check myself but I'm notoriously forgetful. These'll mostly be rambles of the literary analysis kind.
• PNGs & Edits: Occassionally I use photoshop to edit things. I'll be dumping all of my transparent/edited PNGs on this page. All of them are free to use without credit.
• Original Legend: I have an original LOZ story! This page will be used to document that. The basic premise is that Zelda, who's been obsessed with monsters for as long as anyone can remember, sets out to prove that some of them are sapient and have thus been unjustly demonized by Hyrule. Link, a young army recruit who is obviously the legendary hero, is sent to find her. Except Link's name is actually Ralph and he has absolutely nothing to do with destiny. Meanwhile, Commander Hylius, leader of the Hyrulean army, is determined to create a legacy for himself and find a great monster to slay — even if that means he has to create one himself. As of yet untitled, the story focuses on monster worldbuilding and the relationship between monsters and humans.

So far, only the Hyrule Warriors Transcripts page is up. All other links are defunct.