Land in the Sky Transcript

Note: I am focusing on the dialogue, and as such will not be transcribing the battle objectives and such as they appear in the game. I'm also having a bit of fun with this don't take it too serious.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

LINK: Hero of Hyrule

PROXI: The Hero of Hyrule's AAC App

FI: Sword Spirit of the Goddess Blade, who will become the Master Sword

GHIRAHIM: Demon Lord, Sword Spirit of Demise

VOLGA: Dragon Knight, General in Cia's Army

LEVIAS: Floating Whale

TRANSCRIPT BEGINNING CUTSCENE

NARRATION: Link and his troops stepped through one of the portals, appearing in an era of fantastical sights. He had heard tell of a land in the clouds, but now he could see Skyloft with his own eyes...though he was not the first new arrival. Overrun with monsters, the floating island faced imminient destruction. Though vastly outnumbered, Link did not hesitate. He and his allies leapt into the fray to save Skyloft from disaster.

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TRANSCRIPT BATTLE

PROXI: Whoa, Link! I can't believe it! This island is floating in the sky!

VOLGA: Ha! Every last human in these lands will fall to my blade!

GHIRAHIM: That Volga, so full of himself. He forgets that it is I, Ghirahim, who leads the demon tribe.

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: At this rate, we're bound to lose Skyloft!

PROXI: Is that dragon knight from before in charge of the opposing forces? We can take him!

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: Help, someone! They're stealing Lord Levias' soup! It's vital he gets it!

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: We need that soup to persuade Levias to connect the paths for us! Without it...

PROXI: Sounds like we've got to get that soup back. Let's head to the Goddesss Statue and help!

???: Link... Master... I wait for you underneath the Goddess Statue...

PROXI: Hey, listen! Did you hear that voice just now? It's coming from under the Goddess Statue!

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN (in trouble): S-s-someone, please help! We can't carry the soup like this!

GHIRAHIM: Their southern defenses appear to be lacking. Servants, invade their base from the south!

[Moblins begin advancing toward the Allied Base. After arriving at the Goddess Statue Keep, a cutscene plays. Link runs up to a pedestal with a sword sealed in it, stopping some ways off. Fi appears from the blade.]

FI: My name is Fi. I was waiting for you. You are not the Master, but I consider you a Master.

[Link cocks his head in confusion.]

FI: My mission is to serve you.

[Fi flies up close to Link's face.]

FI: My assistance is necessary for your success. Shall I accompany you?

[Link nods. The cutscene ends.]

FI: Link. Greetings. Until our shared mission is complete, please allow me to call you Master.

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: Use this soup to convince Lord Levias to help! We'd do it, but we're a little... um... wounded...

FI: I shall carry this pumpkin soup.

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: Can you... help our friends too? They're stranded north of the Academy Keep!

PROXI: We can't leave anyone behind! We have to help them!

GHIRAHIM: Oh, but how can you help your friends when the road is impassable...? Such a quandary...

PROXI: The Skyloft soldiers say that Levias will connect the road if we ask him! Let's go!

FI: Master, carrying this soup and calling Levias will help us advance. I shall assist in this task.

GHIRAHIM: What are you doing sneaking about? I suppose I'll have to destroy you myself.

[After successfully escorting Fi to a collapsed bridge between two parts of Skyloft.]

FI: I have completed my transport of the soup.

LEVIAS: Ho ho! My favourite soup! Did you bring it for me?

FI: Lord Levias, we ask for your help to defeat those threateneing the sky. Will you aid us?

LEVIAS: Ah yes. So the roads have crumbled? Well, let me see what I can do...

[A short cutscene plays. Levias appears and pushes a floating boulder toward the destroyed bridge of Skyloft, wedging it in between the two disconnected parts of the land, creating a new bridge.]

GHIRAHIM: Ah, so the Great Spirit of the Sky has shown up... Levias, you flying nuisance! Begone!

GHIRAHIM: The road is open once more... Well, taking the enemy's base should brighten my mood.

[Ghirahim begins advancing toward the Allied Base. Fi begins advancing toward the Academy Keep.]

FI: Master, I shall aid the allied troops. Please take care of the enemy commander.

PROXI: Take care of the enemy commander? With pleasure! C'mon, Link!

[After Fi meets up with the troops north of the Academy Keep.]

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: Thanks for the help! Hey, uh... Could you carry this soup to the western edge?

FI: Master, I will transport the soup to its intended destination.

FI: Master, there is an 85% chance that this soup will call Lord Levias to assist us again.

GHIRAHIM: Stop the floating blue girl! While you do that, I'll take the goody-goodies' base!

[After defeating Ghirahim.]

GHIRAHIM: Grrr. These fools are so insensitive... Volga! Make yourself useful!

[The Central Square opens and Keep Saboteurs advance toward the Allied Base.]

VOLGA: Attack! Take their keep by force!

[After successfully escorting Fi to her destination.]

FI: Master, the second batch of soup has been properly transported.

LEVIAS: Ho ho... Was it you who called me? Shall I connect the paths for you again?

[A short cutscene plays, same as last time, showing Levias connecting the two paths.]

VOLGA: Come! Destroy these insolent weaklings' base!

LIZALFOS CHIEFTAIN: Yesssss! Now is our turnsssssss!

DINOLFOS CHIEFTAIN: Gya! Will follow orderssssss!

[Lizalfos and Dinolfos Chieftains appear.]

FI: I will dispatch the Lizalfos Chieftain. Master, you must handle the Dinolfos.

FI: Master, further progress can be made. The Enemy Base is now accessible.

PROXI: Hoorah! Now we can take on that dragon knight!

[After defeating Lizalfos Chieftain.]

LIZALFOS CHIEFTAIN: So... ssssstrong...

[After defeating Dinolfos Chieftain.]

DINOLFOS CHIEFTAIN: Gya! Pain... Failure...

[After defeating both Chieftains.]

FI: I can confirm that both the Lizalfos and Dinolfos Chieftains have been defeated.

[After defeating all the Keep Saboteurs.]

FI: I can confirm that our keep is safe. Our forces have done a good job.

[The Enemy Base opens. Volga begins advancing.]

VOLGA: Ahh, this might just be interesting. Are you ready to fight a real warrior?

PROXI: Volga's out! Let's show him why he should have stayed hidden!

[At a certain point, Volga summons Aeralfos, who begin to advance toward the Allied Base.]

VOLGA: Cowards! If you can still fight, fight on and push forward!

[After defeating the Aeralfos.]

FI: I can confirm that the Allied Base is safe.

[After fighting Volga and depleting his health, Volga stops losing health.]

VOLGA: Don't make me laugh! I was expecting a battle worth my time, not this child's play!

[Volga's health fully restores and his strength gets greatly boosted.]

LEVIAS: How impudent... If only I were at full strength, I would crush that dragon like the snake he is...

FI: Master, I have a suggestion. The local Great Fairy may be able to increase Levias's strength.

[Fi begins advancing toward the Fairy Fountain. Aeralfos appear before the Fairy Fountain.]

PROXI: The Great Fairy? Where is she? Over there? We'll have to defeat some enemies first!

[After Fi reaches the Fairy Fountain and defeating the Aeralfos, a Magic Circle appears in the Fountain.]

PROXI: Excellent! Now, use the Magic Circle and ask the Great Fairy to lend us her strength!

[After using the Magic Circle, a cutscene plays. The Great Fairy appears, beckoning and sending out a swarm of fairies. We see a large pumpkin filled with pumpkin soup swinging in the sky; a cluster of fairies are holding it on a fishing rod, luring Levias. Levias appears, swimming toward the soup, dramatically jumping out of a sea-like carpet of clouds. As soon as he swallows the soup, lightning bolts spring from his body, striking Volga and bringing him to his knees. The cutscene ends.]

LEVIAS: Is that enough divine intervention for you? Good. I grow tired...

VOLGA: Ugh... How could you...

FI: Master, Volga is weak. You must deliver the final blow!

[After defeating Volga, the battle ends.]

VOLGA: I would have defeated you if not for the sky lord's interference...

PROXI: We won! Phew! That should give us a chance to breathe easy for a second or two!

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: You had us worried for a minute there! Thanks for pulling through!

GHIRAHIM, thinking: How drab. I shold bring this little moment to an end to make things a bit more tolerable.

GHIRAHIM, thinking: No... On second thought, it might be more fun to destroy them from the inside... Ha ha ha!

SKYLOFT CAPTAIN: Hrk--! ...What is your bidding, Master?

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